The Top 10 Cool Things About Ice-O-Plex Referees

10. Those bright orange sleeve rings.

9. Give them two beers and they can't see straight.

8. Give them two glasses of water and they can't see straight.

7. Wore flat-top haircuts long before flat-top haircuts were "cool".

6. Can outskate most goalies.

5. Always rewind their videos.

4. Have Dave Korol's home number.

3. Don't need a number on their back to feel important.

2. TIE: That "referee smell" / Zamboni-trained

1. Two words: Babe Magnets!

Wait, what am I thinking? Ref's aren't cool at all!

Duh.

"A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat" - Monty Python