The Top 10 Cool Things About 
Dallas Hockey Referees

  10. Those bright orange sleeve rings.
    9. Give them two beers and they can't see straight.
    8. Give them a whistle and they can't see straight.
    7. Wore flat-top haircuts long before flat-top haircuts were "cool".
    6. Can outskate most goalies.
    5. Almost always rewind their videos.
    4. Know the 'Secret MHOA Handshake'
    3. Don't need a number on their back to feel important.
    2. TIE: That "referee smell" / Zamboni-trained
    1. Two words: Babe Magnets!